no more mr. romance

"so dad, are you really growing a white gotee?"
"well I don't know if you'd say that, I've had the gotee for a long time its just that it has gone from gray flecks to white."
"would you have gray hair if you didn't have bleach stripes?"
"well I don't have bleach stripes now do I? do you see any gray?"
"hey dad, remember when you just had plain hair like mr. romance or something?"
"what!?"
"you know, before it was bleached and it was straighter. now its that messed-up, sticking-all-up-go-every-which-way hair."
"would you rather I look like mr. romance?"
"good night dad."
"good night will."
"i love you."
"i love you."