short stop

Ok, I guess I was just kidding yesterday. Today I found a Brooks Robinson autograph baseball. Maybe if I put a bug in the right ear, that would be worth having a birthday for. It would go on my file cabinet with my autographed photograph ("to Mr. Lewis") and my assortment of '70s vintage BR cards.
Of course this just shows my age and widens the gap, huh? The students walk in and say, "who in the world is THAT?"
I'll just say, "none of your business, greenhorn."